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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 14:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Jamie Dimon says he wouldn't count on China folding under Trump's tariffs: 'They're not scared, folks.' - Business Insider

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Still no good.

Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma Review - RPGFan

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

First Day of Roots Picnic Was an "Absolute Disaster," Fans Say - Philadelphia Magazine

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?